How to become Paris’ BFF
When I heard about Paris Hilton’s genius of an idea of looking for a new pal for a reality TV show, I thought what a ludicrous joke it was. But apparently it’s true. My favorite Toronto Star columnist Vinay Menon came up with a simple 10-point guide to succeeding as Paris Hilton’s BFF that had me laughing my head off. Here’s some mid-workday humor for you
1. STAYING IN TOUCH
Parties, club openings, photo-ops … Paris is a busy gal. So electronic communication will be vital. When chatting on the cell, keep sentences short and on-point. When texting or emailing, don’t scrimp on exclamation points, cattiness or emoticons. Example: “U won’t believe!!! Saw Nicole @ Madeo!!! Still eatin’ for 2
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2. UNDERSTANDING YOUR PLACE
Friendship is co-equal and steeped in mutual respect. Whatever! You are a sidekick. So if Paris decides it’s time to dance on tables and you don’t feel like dancing on tables, too bad, you’re dancing on tables. (See also: “I don’t feel like … making special brownies/getting a Brazilian/partying at Villa/telling whatshisface it’s over/holding the video camera while you two do it/posting bail/accessorizing Tinkerbell.”)
3. THE LOOK
Wake up. Brush veneers. Straighten dyed hair. Apply multiple coats of makeup. Squeeze into revealing outfit. Affix oversized sunglasses to skull. Light cigarette. Exit house.
4. SOOTHING THE PRINCESS
To comfort Paris, simply ridicule her enemies: “Honey, who cares if you own 17 dogs and the Humane Society is pissed? Those people are fat slobs!” “Sweetie, did you see what Perez wrote about Lindsay this morning? What a skanky bitch!” “That exec said what about your new album? Please, he’s a disgusting pig!”
5. YOUR NEW DIET
Cristal. Kobe beef. Hennessy. Oysters. Grey Goose. Sushi. Jell-O shooters. Animal crackers. (Repeat daily.)
6. WHAT’S YOURS IS HERS
So there you are inside a thumping L.A. hotspot when Paris suddenly decides she loves your skirt. Your response? Take it off and give it to her. After this happens two or three times, you’ll hardly remember what it was like to party fully dressed. Other items that are no longer really yours: jewellery, old love letters, purses, drug test results, ex-boyfriends, cars, throw pillows and, should she ever need a transplant, internal organs.
7. KEEPING QUIET
Everybody wants to know what Paris is really like. Your answer: “Paris is really cool. She’s just Paris.” (There will be time for lucrative tell-alls when you’re no longer best friends. See No. 10.)
8. LEARNING THE WALK
When out in public, pretend you’re in a movie and the director has asked you to ambulate in slow motion with excessive side-to-side head movements that suggest you’re watching a tennis match in zero gravity.
9. GETTING ALONG WITH HER (OTHER) FRIENDS
Phoniness is the key. Air kisses are mandatory. When listening to conversations, smile or snicker where appropriate.
Should you be asked a direct question, always answer with: “Let’s go to Fred Segal!”
10. PREPARING FOR THE INEVITABLE
Here’s the last thing to remember: this new friendship will probably only last until the season finale (or six months, whichever comes first). Enjoy the ride while it lasts.
Then go find an agent.
(Source: thestar.com)
Filed under Articles, Celebrities, Funnies | Comment (0)My favorite Oscar’s best-dressed
I didn’t watch the Oscars last night, but everybody has to pick a favorite best-dressed actress right? Mine is the Hollywood’s Nicest Actress Anne Hathaway. I just love her. She’s always so elegant and poised. This grecian goddess dress is to die for and cannot look any better with her gorgeous milky skin. Her makeup and hair was perfection. I’m really glad she did an up-do to really show off beautiful neckline and rosettes.

Who’s your favorite?
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Filed under Celebrities | Comment (0)Lauren Conrad Collection
L.C’s really milking the fat cow that is the Hills. We heard her talking about her clothing line for quite a while, now the line has been unveiled in stores and online at shoplaurenconrad.com. The pieces are simple and wearable, they do look very much her style. The model even dons her signature hair scarf look. There are a couple dresses that she named after her friends, Audrina and Lo. What do you think? Do you like it? Would you buy?
Maura Top $85
Jillian Dress $145
Audrina Dress $150
Lo Dress $130.
Katherine Wrap$140
Heath Ledger dead?!

OH MY GOD, I couldn’t believe it when I heard it on the radio today as I was driving home. Who would’ve expected Heath Ledger in such shocking news? He was hardly in the tabloids. Only 28 years old and now his 3-year-old daughter is fatherless. What a tragedy. “CNN and the NY Times are reporting that Heath Ledger was in fact found dead at an apartment that was owned by Mary-Kate Olsen. Heath Ledger’s autopsy is scheduled for tomorrow. He was found face down on the bedroom floor.”
(Source: hollyscoop.com)
Filed under Celebrities | Comment (0)Keira Knightley and Atonement – a perfect marriage

A UK poll by high street chain Superdrug has found Keira Knightley is Britons’ beauty icon for 2007. I’m sure the movie Atonement has something to do with it. Have all of you seen the movie? Isn’t it just a beautiful picture? Keira Knightley looks divine in it. Don’t you just love the emerald green dress she wore?
From the Press Association: this dress has been voted the best film costume of all time! It even beat out Marilyn Monroe’s white dress in The Seven Year Itch and Audrey Hepburn’s little black dress in Breakfast At Tiffany’s! That’s something.
Tinz TV? I hope it’s true!
Anyone who cares about or follows the society world of NYC knows Tinsley Mortimer is the IT girl on the scene. She gets a lot of flack for being a social climber and appearing in the media non-stop. True or not, I still quite like her style. I love her perfect blond hair, doesn’t she look adorable? I read in The New York Observer that she might get her own TV series. Well, I hope it’s true! She admits that she’s “never done effortless chic well. I do better looking very feminine with everything tucked into its place”, which works for her I think. She sticks to her own style even though some people criticize her.
And I like the look of her Samantha Thavasa bags judging from the party pictures she’s in carrying them. They seem hip, bold, and trendy, which definitely has a place in a girl’s wardrobe. I hope she does do a TV show, I’ll keep my eyes peeled.
Heidi Klum wants you to eat McDonald’s

Think Supermodel Heidi Klum eats McDonald’s herself? Methinks not. But I’m sure she gets paid handsomely for being in the ad.
(Source: splashnewsonline.com)
Filed under Celebrities | Comment (0)Audrina’s new man
Looks like The Hills’ girl Audrina Patridge has finally come to her senses and dumped her douchebag boyfriend ‘Justin Bobby’ and found herself a new man, Tyson Paige (who is he?) He’s hot and he doesn’t have dirty hair like Justin Bobby. Vast improvement, Audrina!
By the way, I can’t wait to see next week’s episode. Lauren and Heidi are finally gong to confront each other! But Star Magazine’s reporting that their feud was staged and now they are all friendly with each other again. Hmm…
(Source: hollyscoop.com)
Filed under Celebrities | Comment (1)Can you work this diet?
Adorable Lily Allen dropped from a size 12 to a svelte eight by following Posh’s diet, herbal tea for breakfast, sushi for lunch and raw vegetable crudites with dried fruit for dinner. I could totally do this diet (except for the raw vegetable. Yuck). When we go to our favorite all-you-can-eat sushi place, I can pound back raw fish like you wouldn’t believe. My friends are always amazed at where I put all that food. They think one of these days I’m going to put the place out of business. It doesn’t help me lose any weight though, so don’t do what I do if you are a sushi fan.
Filed under Celebrities | Comment (0)Can’t wait for the movie!


I cannot wait for the Sex and The City movie to come out! I don’t care about the story, I just want to see the fashion. The ladies look fab in their vintage inspired dresses. Too bad Samantha isn’t in the shot. SJP’s little orange clutch is so cute. And how gorgeous is her green dress and jacket ensemble?
(Source: www.hollyscoop.com)
Filed under Celebrities, Movies/TV | Comment (0)Always nice to look at
I’d like to “Happy Monday” to you, but we know Monday sucks! So to wane off some Monday blues, let’s look at something gorgeous — David Beckham for the New Motorola Razr 2. Niiiice.


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Filed under Celebrities | Comment (0)Desperate Housewives new promo shot
The cast of Desperate Housewives have unveiled a red hot new look to promote the show’s fourth season. They got airbrushed the hell out of. I can’t say I’m excited about the new season. I almost gave it up last season but I stuck it out. I will most likely keep watching it. I’m skeptical nevertheless.


(Garden varitey housewives: the cast’s first ever promotional shot is rather dowdy in comparison to their new look)
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Filed under Celebrities | Comments (5)Dancing With the Stars new season

If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you know I was a big fan of the show. Even though ABC hasn’t made the official announcement about who will be competing in the next season, the official list of contestants have been leaked onto the Internet. The athletes and pop stars will fare the best I’m sure. I’m very curious to see how Gisele dances. It seems that being able to strut down the runway oozing sex appeal doesn’t necessarily translate into good dancing skills. Who are you rooting for? I know I do Not want to see Tori Spelling win :p
Aaron Carter
Gisele Bundchen
Wayne Newton
Mark Cuban
Dr. Quinn
Mel B. (will be participating but not dancing)
Tori Spelling
Jennie Garth
Floyd Mayweather, Jr
Lou Ferrigno
Nia Peeples
Richard Quest
Helio Castroneves
Sabrina Bryan
(Source: hollyscoop.com)
Filed under Celebrities, Movies/TV | Comment (0)Celebrity style on the cheaps
Seen a celebrity who’s wearing something that you quite liked? I saw in the mags Katharine McPhee in the colorful lollipop swirly dress and Halle Berry in this simple shift. I found the dresses on sale at Tobi!
Katharine’s shorter hem version is cuter though.
Plenty by Tracy Reese Halter Dress in Mexican Blanket
$215 $87
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Velvet Kalinda Dress
$108 $65
Oh the drama

(This is probably the last time Lauren and Heidi will pose together for pics.)
Did you guys all watch the Hills season premiere this Monday night? I had to miss it, but thank God for the Internet, I managed to download episode one and two. It was the show’s highest rated season opener yet, making it the highest rated cable program of the night in the 12-34 demographic. Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag squared off at Los Angeles club Les Deux, with LC calling her former BFF “a sad pathetic person.” Heidi is dumb. And Spencer is just so gross. And what’s up with Audrina’s ex-boyfriend. Weeeeird. Do you love the show as much as I do? It’s funny that for somebody who rarely watches reality TV, I’m totally into this one.
(source: usmagazine.com)
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