One cannot deny that they are hot

David Beckham and Victoria Beckham grace the cover of the August issue of W magazine. You gotta admit they look smokin’ hot here. Posh looks sexy minus the freakishness. And the hubby, well, he rarely takes a bad photo. The man is damn photogenic.

(Source: hollyscoop.com)

Yeah right!

“Everyone keeps going on about my t**s — but they’re only a 32B.” That’s what she said about her obviously sculpted chest. Um…mine are 32B too, they certainly don’t look like that :p You have like 1% body fat. For someone that skinny, you’d be lucky to have A- cups. You aren’t fooling anybody.

(Source: hollyscoop.com)

Mini dress over jeans isn’t a look for everyone

Although I don’t know anything about her music, I think British pop singer Lily Allen is a quite pretty and adorable girl. And she’s not a stick figure. Here she looks sweet in her swing mini, but for some reason her legs look like tree trunks, which is not an attractive look on anybody, curvy or not. She really should’ve ditched the jeans and just gone bare-leg or cropped leggings. Jeans worn under a mini dress is a tricky look because they add volume. For curvy girls don’t need extra volume. For skinny girls, I still only recommend extra skinny jeans to put more emphasis on the bellow-y mini.

Worth emulating

How does she do it? Sarah Jessica Parker looks so chic in her simple Bitten top, a cardigen and skinny pants, with a big necklace and strappy sandals. All the pieces are classic and versatile. I’m really glad she’s been wearing her own stuff lately, in such ways to show people that her bitten clothes can be put together in a fun way, even great for going out at night!

Of course that happens to everybody!

I saw this adorable picture of Sarah Michelle Geller in Tart’s jersey dress at US Magazine. Love the all black look. I think her pretty loose hair makes all the difference. The caption is hilarious though.

JUST LIKE US!
Their Skirts Get Blown Up!

It sounds so retarded. It amazes me at the inane stuff that I would read sometimes. LoL.

Katie’s new hair cut

Do you like Katie Holmes’ new haircut? Daily Mail thinks she’s copying Posh Spice’s style, “The youthful Mrs Cruise, 28, has been criticised recently for dressing like a Hollywood wife several decades older since her marriage to the 44 year-old veteran actor and the birth of daughter Suri in April last year. However, her latest fashion foray in a flattering sheer leopard print frock and sky scraper black heels seems to be another example of the Posh effect along with a sexier modern haircut.” I think it’s a pretty cute cut. She did start looking quite matronly before, but now she looks much younger. I’m getting my annual chemical hair-straightening done today. I’ve been looking like an Asian Diana Ross lately when it’s humid. I wish I could have my hair cut short, but it’s just not suitable for short styles, my head would end up looking like a mushroom. So I’m always envious of girls who can pull off short hair styles. Katie’s is fun and youthful, as long as she doesn’t go peroxide blonde like Posh.

(Source: Life&Style, Daily Mail)

I thought it was malnutrition

According to Life&Style Weekly, Nicole Richie is pregnant. Here I thought her belly bump was because of a case of beriberi.

Justice system at its finest

Well, well, well…How many of us predicted this would happen? Paris Hilton is out of jail. WTF?

“Medical considerations “played a part” in the decision to offer Hilton home confinement for the remainder of her sentence, Whitmore said.
He said privacy rules prohibited him from giving details about the medical issues, but celebrity Web site TMZ.com earlier quoted sources saying Hilton was refusing to eat much of the jail food served her.

Part of the deal was that her original sentence of 45 days, which had been reduced to 23 days if she showed good behavior behind bars, would be restored to the full length. Although she reported to the jail just before midnight Sunday and departed in the early hours of Thursday, she was given credit for five days, he said.”

No special treatment, huh Paris? Sure sure there’s a medical condition. It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she’s a celebutard and the Hiltons family is rich and powerful.

MTV Movie Awards

Wow MTV Movie Awards came and went yesterday and I didn’t even know it. What rock was I living under this past weekend?! I am shocked at myself. Well, good thing I read the papers today. I can’t believe Paris Hilton still showed up and then turned herself into the deputies afterwards in her glam gown and all.

“The “Simple Life” star will be housed in the “special needs” unit of the 13-year-old jail, separate from most of its 2,200 inmates. The unit contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates. Hilton’s cell has two bunks, a table, a sink, a toilet and a small window. She does not have a cellmate.”

Well sounds like a pretty comfortable place to me, huh?

Anyway, I love the girls from “The Hills” (you must be laughing at me now, but yes it is my guilty pleasure, hehe ;). They are so adorable, but that does not include Heidi. I think Heidi is just the dumbest girl ever. I can’t believe she’s even engaged to that weasle of a boyfriend. Hello! Didn’t you watch the show, girl?! Lauren is so cute and wholesome, and not stupid. And I just love her white gown.

And I also heard that Cameron Diaz and Posh showed up in the same Louboutin heels and it was a big embarassing moment. What’s the big deal? It’s not like they wore the same dress. Everybody was wearing Louboutin, you were bound to have some people wear the same heel. I don’t like Posh’s blonde hair, too harsh against her super tan skin. She looked better as a brunette.

And I’m really sorry I missed the hot dance number Eva Longoria did with Mario Lopez.

(Source: thestar.com, mtv.com, dailymail.co.uk)

Don’t you just love her?

Nicole Richie’s Memorial Day bash invite is curriculating on the Web after her email got hacked into.

The invite read: “Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans, even though we have no…clue what Memorial Day really means!!…There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!”

Supposedly she was joking and actually making fun of herself. I could beleve it, but I wish she would put her National Geographic boobs in a bra, for godsakes!

(Source: hollyscoop.com)

Sexy goody-two-shoes

Cute Jessica Alba is all covered up at her new movie Fantastic Four sequal premier. There’s no skin shown except for her ankels. It’s quite the contrast to her sexy character in Fantastic Four.

And here is a smokin’ hot Jessica appearing in the June issue of GQ. It’s interesting that in interviews she always says she’s a shy girl, a church goer and never dresses sexily and even compares herself to other young hollywood stars and says that she doesn’t intentionally show any part of her body. But men’s magazines love her! I’ve seen her in Maxim, Stuff, FHM, etc. She looks quite the vixen. But for public appearances she always goes for the conservative and wholesome look. Maybe this is how she markets herself, to which I say, is a pretty business savvy move. And she is one of the more mature young actresses. Guys like to fantasize about good girls. By the way, I love her swimsuit. It is sexy, maybe even more so than a bikini. My guy will probably agree ’cause he loooves Jessica Alba, lol. I think this summer I will keep an eye out for a swimsuit like hers.

(Source: life&style and hollyscoop)

What not to wear is these boots

You guys watch “What not to Wear” on TLC? I like that show. I watch it when I visit my parents, and my mom and I both enjoy it. Stacy and Clinton are very adorable together. Here Stacy gives her verdict on some celebs on usmagazine.com. On Lindsey Lohan:

“Lindsay looks like she’s off to an aerobics class,” London observes. “While the minimal white tank works with the black skin tight super short mini, the boots make her look as if she is standing in a bucket.”

Lol, they kinda do. I wish she had recommended a “proper” pair of shoes though, ’cause I’d be really interested in a better version of this outfit as the loose white tank and super-mini are so hard to pull off.

Oh by the way, were you as shocked as I was to see Joey as one of the bottom two last night?! He did not look happy. But of course Billy Ray was cut in the end. So Joey’s still safe for another week. I think all the 90210 fans are voting for Ian.

(Source: usmagazine.com)

Dancing with the Stars

Are any of you girls obsessed with the show Dancing with the Stars like I am? I love that show, or I should say this season as I skipped the last two. Apolo is just so cute with his goatee and long hair. He is technically the strongest one in my opinion. He’s the only star who can match his partner when it comes to more complicated dance moves. Laila is so sexy and graceful, like my guy says, she dances like a little girl even though she looks so tough. Joey’s just all good all-around. He’s an entertainer, so naturally he’s got the advantage on the showmanship. And he’s so funny, you can’t help but like him! It’ll come down to these three fighting in the end. Ian’s good, but clearly he’s no match for them.

I’m 100% sure Billy Ray’s gone tonight. He is just terrible. Did you see he was so pissed off when Bruno called his dance “crap” last night? Understandably. But he is the worst of the bunch. I think even Paulina and Shandi were better than him. But he’s such a likable person, it’s no wonder the viewers have kept him in the competition this far. Perhaps the twisted pleasure of watching him just how terrible he is what most people enjoy, lol. I was really sad when John was eliminated last week though. Just like Carrie Ann said, he was adorable like a teddy bear. And he was so humble and he tried so hard when he was much older and much less fit physically than the rest of them.

Oh I love the judges! They are all so wacky and opinionated. Bruno’s just hilarious. The show wouldn’t be the same without Bruno. He just loves having the last vote. I was laughing my head off when he and Len were arguing about Apollo’s tango, they were telling each other to shut up! That was great. Tom, the host, even whacked Len with his cue card, lol.

I’m really getting the itch to learn ballroom and latin dances now after watching the show. I took some lessons before, but never stuck with it for long. I should look into taking some lessons again. It just looks so much fun, doesn’t it?

(source: abc.com)

Sarah Jessica Parker in Fendi, not Bitten

SJP looks picture perfect in this white Fendi dress and bag at the Night & Day exhibition in New York City. I really love this dress, it adds lovely curves to her lean frame. I wonder how she’d look in her own Bitten clothes, if she would acctually wear any of that stuff.
So the line will go on sale on June 7. For those of us in Canada, I guess we just have to pass this one. Have any of you seen the line? I caught a glimpse of it over at The Budget Fashionista before she was forced to take them down. Nothing really stuck with me, I think a lot of it was basics, not that it’s a bad thing. We all need basics in our wardrobe. Would you buy considering everything is $19.98 or less? I’m just curious as to how average people, which is most of us, react to her line.

(Source: instyle.com)

Janice Dickinson the scary supermodel

Have any of you watched the show The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency? I read about how she yells at the models, ridicules them, calls them fat, etc. It all sounds very crazy, thus piqued my interest. I’m looking for the episodes on the Internet. Let me know wht you think if you’ve watched the show. Here’s an interview with Janice Dickinson on Telephgraph America’s vexed top model. She sounds really scary.